Rumors of Next iPad Model

Shh. Rumor has it that Apple and Adobe are working hard to add Flash support to the iPad so that it will support all those Flash-based porn sites. This next model will be rebranded and called the iTouchMyself.

New gestures to be added for the touchscreen will include the pinch and grab, the twist and squeal, and the squeeze and shout.

"A woman can forgive a man for the harm he does her... but she can never forgive him for the sacrifices he makes on her account."

~ W. Somerset Maugham, The Moon and Sixpence

Happy birthday, W.S.